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與其便宜那裡二口,我這寡婦,還不如給了隔壁鄰居弟弟,雖然變成了傻子。

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晨子,晨子,把外面的乾毛巾拿給姊姊。 .

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姐。 毛巾在那裡。 .

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晨子,姐漂亮不?

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漂亮,姐是天底下最漂亮的。 .

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村長可管不著我來找你。 .

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大白天在家,是不是一個人悶得慌?

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放开我,晨子,救命!

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不许欺负姐!

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坏蛋子!

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你個媽的,你個傻子也敢跟老子動手!

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哎呀,我的腰!

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你们给我等着瞧!

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小友,韩晨。 .

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你,你是那頭老黃牛?

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正是,我乃龜藏子,修道千載,卻遭仇家暗算。

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元神被封印於那黃牛之軀,魂惡六載。 .

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其間,唯有你待我如有,此恩不可不報。
無極江消散於天地,臨別之急便送你一場造化, 助你掙脫繁龍,恢復靈智。 .

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連山者窮萬物之禮,可食百草長枯榮, 醫術培植,造化無窮。 .

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龜藏者,絕人體之密,可開三十六密藏,或無上為例。 .

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望你他日修成正果,那我們還有相見之時。 .

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你的實驗數據,還有你的女朋友,現在都是我的了。 .

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蘇琳,晏也,我們這對狗男女,該死!

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你﹕你醒了?

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你是誰?

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這裡是哪裡?

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我姐呢?

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我﹕我叫陸小小,是陳老仙的孫女。 .

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这里是村诊所。 .

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你姐她回去给你拿医药费了。.

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那个﹕韩大哥,你失血过多,我得给你检查一下。

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你先躺好。

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好。.

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我﹕我先听听心跳。.

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心﹕心跳有点快。.

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我没事了。.

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你不能起来,乖乖躺好。.

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没事,你看,我都恢复了。

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你﹕你刚才眼看都快不行了,怎么好得这么快?

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我先走了,医药费之后会送过来。.

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刘 彦彦,你奪走的一切,我原本带你拿回来。.

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这就是归葬三十六秘藏的力量吗?

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韩傻子,你咋在这儿?

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快回家看看吧。

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李二狗带人去你家闹了,说要拆你家房子呢。.

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你跟个傻子说那么多干啥?

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他又听不懂。.

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老东西,你家那头温牛撞断了老子三根肋骨,今天必须赔我五万块。

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二狗啊,我们家哪儿拿得出那么多钱,那牛也跑了。
你就行行好,放过我们吧。.

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少废话。.

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没钱?

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那老子就拆了这屋。 你做梦!

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不没钱也行。.

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让嫂子陪我三天,这事就一笔更销。 二狗。.

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臭娘们儿,找死!

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你敢打我!

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兄弟们给我上!

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放开我!

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畜生!

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不要!

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不要!

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放开我!